Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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