I'm lost and stupid without you.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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