dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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