Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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