Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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