Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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