Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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