Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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