That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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