Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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