So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
