There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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