New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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