I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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