with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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