The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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