So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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I need you to use more vowels.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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