Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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