that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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