I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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