I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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