More tranny stories later!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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