What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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