She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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