you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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