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I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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