I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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