well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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