We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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