Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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