she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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