lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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