Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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