One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Your penis caused this!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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