Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I don't deserve a penis
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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