I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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