She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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