he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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