let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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