I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
