the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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