i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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