Where is the hickey?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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