I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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