we have pet lesbian snakes
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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