dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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