i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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