I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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