is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My life is pants optional.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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