I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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