YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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