Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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