Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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